Not only am I a huge bitch the last 48 hours or so, I'm also a complete technological doofus.
I was completely ready to claim my PS3 as busted as shit. 20 minutes of staring blankly at the TV with no shinies on it, I realized that the AV cables had been pulled. Ooops. I should have known something was up as the cable had also been pulled earlier. Though I will freely admit I also stared blankly at the static when that happened too.
^_^;;;